Pirates.  There is no other answer.  Ninjas are cowards. Hiding all the time.  'Striking from the shadows' and other BS.  Also, no fun at parties.  Invite a bunch of ninjas to a get together and you'll spend most of your time looking for them. 
Pirates on the other hand, outgoing fun loving bunch.  Invite them to a get together and you will wake ( Read more... )

Oh this one is easy.  I would train it up to be the first pirate themed Anti-Hero.  No milk for this little bugger, only rum.  This should help his body to begin to acclimate itself to the amount of rum the average pirate consumes a day, roughly running a BRC (Blood Rum Content) of 1.00.  It is a little known fact that pirates actually, through the ( Read more... )